January 2012
Maccabees | Unknown
27|01|2012
I never understood by people enjoy going to strip clubs. I don’t see the point in paying to get yourself so uncontrollably horny that you get charged with sexual assault. It’s far cheaper to have your trousers down by your ankles in front of your laptop. Just pray that your mother doesn’t catch you though.
Oh, I have also finished by dissertation bar tidying up. So this time...
26|01|2012
One large Pizza Hut pizza equals one large belly.
22|01|2012
My day has been depressing so I bought myself a KFC.
18|01|2012
I don’t like it when I’m wearing headphones and I need to fart and the fart comes out louder than I first expected. I’ve been caught out and there is no recovering from that.
17|01|2012
VIRGIN INTERNET IS SHIT and I need to get my films from Norway developed still.
16|01|2012
THREE WEEKS TILL MY DISSERTATION NIGHTMARE ENDS.
12|01|2012
Going Bristol tomorrow for a few days to do some filming and bring home the $$$$$$$$.
03|01|2012
I really wanted to watch classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movies today such as Junior, Twins, Kindergarten Cop and Last Action Hero but alas I had to do work. I managed to do most of my theory and will finish off my editing tomorrow so I can enjoy the last few days at home before I go back to university at the weekend.
