I love bacon. Someone should buy me bacon shower gel so I can smell that damn good all the time. Housemate is cooing me dinner tonight so I can put my feet up for the evening now. Also booked my tickets back to London for November.
Wassup, wassup, wassup, wassup, wassup, motherfucker, where my money at? You gon’ make me come down to your house where yo’ mummy at… Enough of that hippity hop. I’m going out. Peace.
Worst feeling and scenario ever has to be when you’re laying on the floor in the lounge and you get pins and needles, and then you want to go back to your room so rather than walking back to your room, you have to army crawl your way back. Now I have carpet burn. Not cool, not cool at all.
I was just walking home and I saw a girl just leaning against a building holding her face looking as if she was about to collapse. So I asked her what was wrong and you will not believe what she told me. Her “boyfriend” apparently headbutted her in the face. I had to ask her if she remembered her name and where she was and all that shit, because she looked totally out of it. After all...
“Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.” - John Gardner
Went into town today to do a food shop and on the way back home I saw a old woman (who was at least 65+) with an afro that was coloured pink. I didn’t really know what to make of it but it did look really soft and fluffy. Ultimately, she’s probably having a heap of fun at that age still and I hope I’m like that when I’m that age (minus the pink hair). I also made burgers...
I wish someone would play Monopoly with me.
Going to the Student’s Union (aka SU) tonight to watch the football and catch up with my friend with whom I stayed in Norway with. It’s quite strange that I spent two weeks in his company, in his home country and haven’t seen him since (which is about four weeks ago) until tonight. It will probably just turn into a full on night out rather than a catch up as that happens every...
Feel like I’ve made an appearance on ‘Man Vs. Food’ with the amount of food I’ve eaten today. Just about to tuck into a chocolate cake. It’s hard work staying so petite and handsome.
Been back at university for nearly a week. Looking forward to my course actually starting again as I need some kind of routine as I have nothing on at the moment. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to accept that I’ll never be a rap superstar. Hence the constant rapping out loud of various hip hop songs. If anyone can complete this then I’ll be in awe of you for LIFE.